Dad Tax Raccoon T-Shirt — "Making Sure It's Not Poison" Funny Father's Day Tee

Dad Tax Raccoon T-Shirt — "Making Sure It's Not Poison" Funny Father's Day Tee. A lighthearted, cozy tee that brings a wink to everyday dad life. Soft white cotton carries a retro-striped print of a mischievous raccoon holding a drink and fries, paired with playful text that reads like a private joke between parents. The image pops with warm, vintage colors and a slightly worn aesthetic that reads like a cherished hand-me-down. Wear it to backyard cookouts, casual errands, or during low-key family gatherings — it settles into the rhythm of real life and sparks smiles without shouting. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit let it layer easily under a flannel or stand alone on warm days. It’s the kind of shirt that matches coffee-sipping mornings, chaotic afternoons, and quiet porch evenings with equal charm.

Product features

- Medium-weight 100% cotton body for breathable, year-round comfort

- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste

- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching

- DTG and DTF mixed-print process for crisp, detailed artwork on sleeves and neck labels

- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified for comfortable, low-irritation wear

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat