Everything Hurts Raccoon T Shirt Funny Political Sarcastic Tee

Everything Hurts Raccoon T-Shirt | Funny Political Sarcastic Tee A soft, sturdy cotton tee that speaks for the quietly fed-up. The front features a hand-drawn wolverine illustration and the blunt line “Everything hurts and I’m mad at the government,” rendered with distressed ink for a lived-in, vintage feel. Lightweight yet durable, the shirt holds detailed prints crisply thanks to combined DTF and DTG methods. It sits in the wardrobe as a comfortable, expressive layer—good for long walks, late-night rants, rally signs, or just lounging while nursing the world’s frustrations. Wear it when you need a little ironic solidarity. The relaxed crew neck and classic fit make it easy to pair with jeans or a flannel for a low-key, protest-ready look. The subtle natural fleck option adds personality without shouting. Made with responsibly sourced cotton and quality build details (no itchy labels, reinforced shoulders), it’s built to last through wash cycles and whatever mood you’re in.

Product features - 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) — durable, breathable fabric - Tubular knit (no side seams) for reduced waste and a clean silhouette - Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork — sharp, detailed print - Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to hold shape; tear-away label for comfort - Ethically sourced cotton; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty

Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat